Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue ...... Airplane!
I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fu** out of them! ....... Dogma
I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom. ..... Mel Brooks
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ...... Airplane
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have ...... Arthur
oddbodd
"P*ss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks" -- Blazing Saddles
"What do you want me to say? I Killed the President of Paraguay with a fork...and how have you been?" -- Grosse Pointe Blank
"Just what the world needs -- a cock, in a frock, on a rock" - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
"It's just a flash wound" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!" -- Batman
Carl B Harrison
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.... Steve Martin, Bilko
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. ...... Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
‘You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.' ....... Duck Soup
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention..... Dumb and Dumber
oddbodd
"First of all, Aristotle was not Belgian. The central messages of Buddhism is not 'Every Man for himself'. And the London Underground is not a political movement." -- Jamie Lee Curtis, A Fish Called Wanda
"(Reading from piece of paper) Next - The Head of Her Majesty's Secret Service, not to be read out aloud!" - Spike Milligan, Yellowbeard
Jack: "Why is the rum gone?"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels; two - that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
Jack: "But why is the run gone?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue ...... Airplane! 
