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oddbodd

Sheep

Anyhting? Okay, I also have a collection of sheep. Teddy sheep, I suppose, between 3 and 6 inches high. They are:

Macbeth: Wears a Scottish Hat
Cordelia: Little & fluffy, with a nice pink hat
Lear: Big & fluffy, with a big green & white hat.
Portia: Cute and loyal to...
Bassanio: Portia's fella, nice green & white bow-tie.
Othello: Black sheep with green bow around it's neck.
Desdemona: Othello's lass.

I have one more for which I can't think of a suitable name that fits the theme. It's white, with a black face, and has a Bulgarian Marteniza around its neck. Any suggestions?
Wolf

Re: Sheep

oddbodd wrote:
I have one more for which I can't think of a suitable name that fits the theme. It's white, with a black face, and has a Bulgarian Marteniza around its neck. Any suggestions?


Only a suggestion BABA It's Bulgarian.

Have you any photographs oddbodd, I collect frogs and will be posting some pics once I can find them on my drive, Ive even got an inflatable frog my mates take the pxxx out of me and say an inflatable sheep would be more useful, they don't understand.
oddbodd

Re: Sheep

Wolf wrote:
oddbodd wrote:
I have one more for which I can't think of a suitable name that fits the theme. It's white, with a black face, and has a Bulgarian Marteniza around its neck. Any suggestions?


Only a suggestion BABA It's Bulgarian.

Have you any photographs oddbodd, I collect frogs and will be posting some pics once I can find them on my drive, Ive even got an inflatable frog my mates take the pxxx out of me and say an inflatable sheep would be more useful, they don't understand.


That would suit the fact that it has a Marteniza around it's neck ('cos of the phrase, "Chestita Baba Marta"), but it doesn't fit with the theme I've used for the others.
Chloe

Oh wow Oddbodd. Thats nice.

Mine is boring. I used to collect teddy bears of all sorts. Had over 200 at one time, but ended up selling them 'cos I ran out of space, so I sold some rare ones and gave the money to charity.
Take No Crap

f*** sheep wot sort of a colection is tat 4 a bloke.

i used 2 colect f*** action men and al of the things the t*** peaple with and i niked a cuple of my sisters barbys, so the action men could f*** sorry make out for those f*** ofended. when i discovered were babys cam from i used a weable woble 4 the baby and tats wot barby had for a sun. tat was there reward 4 rescueing barby from the badys. a f*** and a baby from barby. good job it was f*** reel or theyd ned a f*** of hug house to live.
CityGirl

Re: Sheep

oddbodd wrote:
Anyhting? I have one more for which I can't think of a suitable name that fits the theme. It's white, with a black face, and has a Bulgarian Marteniza around its neck. Any suggestions?


Smile Johnny sheep dip Wink
oddbodd

Re: Sheep

CityGirl wrote:
oddbodd wrote:
Anyhting? I have one more for which I can't think of a suitable name that fits the theme. It's white, with a black face, and has a Bulgarian Marteniza around its neck. Any suggestions?


Smile Johnny sheep dip Wink


Again, doesn't fit with the theme. Does anyone even recognise what the theme is Laughing ?
Mr Tickle

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet...

http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/shakes.html
oddbodd

Nice one, Mr. Tickle!
Wolf

What Shakespeare Really Meant

William Shakespeare was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy words.

A linguist has translated a number of Shakespeare's quotes into modern day English. It's about time we were all able to enjoy the wit and wisdom of this oddly groomed scribe.

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.
Translation: We should masturbate more.

The weakest kind of fruit drops earliest to the ground.
Translation: Only fight sissies.

Great floods have flown from simple sources.
Translation: Never have sex with your girlfriend during her period.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Translation: Let's kill all the lawyers. Really.

Be to yourself as you would to your friend.
Translation: It's OK to sleep with your sister because your friend sure would.

Is the jay more precious than the lark because his feathers are more beautiful?
Translation: Good-looking strippers get bigger tips.

Have patience, and endure.
Translation: Use one of those numbing creams if you have to. Or try wearing five condoms at once.

I can express no kinder sign of love than this kind kiss.
Translation: First base is better than striking out altogether.

Men at some time are masters of their fate.
Translation: Get married and you're screwed.

They that thrive well take counsel of their friends.
Translation: If your drinking buddies say she's really a man, listen to them.

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
Translation: If you're desperate to impress her, you can always resort to oral sex.

Heaven hath a hand in these events.
Translation: How else would you explain that Pamela Anderson video?

O, flatter me, for love delights in praises.
Translation: Honesty isn't necessarily the best policy when it comes to penis size.

The course of true love never did run smooth.
Translation: When dumping someone, always wear a protective cup.

I'll note you in my book of memory.
Translation: Don't expect me to call the day after.

Alas, poor world, what treasure hast thou lost.
Translation: Lap dances have actually been outlawed in some parts of the country.

Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain.
Translation: With a little help from our friends at Massengill, that is.

Praising what is lost, makes the remembrance dear.
Translation: When you're telling your buddies about your conquests, exaggerate. A lot.

'Tis better to be brief than tedious.
Translation: Nooners rock.

My endeavors have ever come too short of my desires.
Translation: You've never had twins and you never will. Get over it.
oddbodd

He was good with the insults as well:

Shakespeare wrote:
You are not worth the dust which the rude wind blows in you face.

Shakespeare wrote:
Draw, you rogue, or though it be night, yet the moon shines, I'l make a sop o' the moonlight of you, you whoreson cullionly barbermonger!

Shakespeare wrote:
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter. My Lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes with him!


And my favourite:

Shakespeare wrote:
A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats. A base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited hundred-pound filty worsted-stocking knave. A lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing super-serviceable finical rogue, one trunk-inheriting slave. One that wouldst be a bawd in the way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch. One who I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
oddbodd

Re: Sheep

Wolf wrote:
Have you any photographs oddbodd


Here ya go:



From left to right: MacBeth, Unnamed, Cordelia, Lear, Portia, Bassanio, Othello, Desdemona. Ably shepherded by Elastigirl Very Happy
Katie

Aren't they just so cute Smile
Take No Crap

tats f*** up. a man wit them. r u sure ur a man. nevr sean a man wit a colecton like tat. no f*** ofense oddbod.
oddbodd

Take No Crap wrote:
tats f*** up. a man wit them. r u sure ur a man. nevr sean a man wit a colecton like tat. no f*** ofense oddbod.


I'm sure as to what I am. Are YOU sure I'm a man?
Chloe

Oddbodd they are soooooo cute!!!

I do agree with TNC. Its very unusual for a man to collect something like that.
oddbodd

Chloe wrote:
Oddbodd they are soooooo cute!!!

I do agree with TNC. Its very unusual for a man to collect something like that.


I'm no ordinary man.

And I don't mean that in a wait-till-you-see-what-I've-got-swinging-between-my-thighs sort of way. I'm just a little more in touch with my feminine side Wink
Katie

oddbodd wrote:
Chloe wrote:
Oddbodd they are soooooo cute!!!

I do agree with TNC. Its very unusual for a man to collect something like that.


I'm no ordinary man.

And I don't mean that in a wait-till-you-see-what-I've-got-swinging-between-my-thighs sort of way. I'm just a little more in touch with my feminine side Wink


Nothing wrong with a man being in touch with his feminine side, it might mean you work us out quicker Very Happy

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