Steve Martin
Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)
1. Picasso at the Lapin Agile (2005) (pre-production)
2. The Pink Panther (2006) .... Inspector Jacques Clouseau
3. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) .... Tom Baker
4. Shopgirl (2005) .... Ray Porter
5. Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) .... Tom Baker
6. Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) .... Mr. Chairman
... aka Looney Tunes Back in Action: The Movie (USA: DVD box title)
7. Bringing Down the House (2003) .... Peter Sanderson
8. Novocaine (2001) .... Dr. Frank Sangster
9. Joe Gould's Secret (2000) .... Charlie Duell
10. Bowfinger (1999) .... Bobby Bowfinger
11. The Out-of-Towners (1999) .... Henry Clark
12. The Prince of Egypt (1998) (voice) .... Hotep
13. "Saturday Night Live"
... aka NBC's Saturday Night (USA: original title)
... aka SNL
... aka SNL 25 (USA: new title)
... aka Saturday Night Live '80 (USA: new title)
- Episode #24.1 (1998) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Georg Festrunk
- Episode #20.1 (1994) TV Episode .... Host
- Episode #17.9 (1991) TV Episode .... Host
- Episode #14.20 (1989) TV Episode .... Host
- Episode #13.1 (1987) TV Episode .... Host
(9 more)
14. "The Simpsons"
- Trash of the Titans (1998) TV Episode (voice) .... Ray Patterson
15. The Spanish Prisoner (1997) .... Julian 'Jimmy' Dell
16. Sgt. Bilko (1996) .... Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
... aka Sergeant Bilko
17. Father of the Bride Part II (1995) .... George Banks
18. Mixed Nuts (1994) .... Philip
... aka Lifesavers
19. A Simple Twist of Fate (1994) .... Michael McCann
20. And the Band Played On (1993) (TV) .... The Brother
21. Leap of Faith (1992) .... Jonas Nightengale
22. HouseSitter (1992) .... Newton Davis
23. Grand Canyon (1991) .... Davis
24. Father of the Bride (1991) .... George Stanley Banks
25. L.A. Story (1991) .... Harris K. Telemacher
26. My Blue Heaven (1990) .... Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
27. Parenthood (1989) .... Gil Buckman
28. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) .... Freddy Benson
29. Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) .... Neal Page
30. "The Tracey Ullman Show"
- Skin the Duck (1987) TV Episode .... Rusty the Choreographer
31. Roxanne (1987) .... C.D. Bales
32. Little Shop of Horrors (1986) .... Orin Scrivello, DDS
33. ¡Three Amigos! (1986) .... Lucky Day
34. Movers & Shakers (1985) .... Fabio Longio
35. All of Me (1984) .... Roger Cobb
36. The Lonely Guy (1984) .... Larry Hubbard
37. The Man with Two Brains (1983) .... Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
38. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) .... Rigby Reardon
... aka Dead Men Wear No Plaid
39. "Twilight Theater" (1982) TV Series .... Various Characters
... aka Steve Martin's Twilight Theater (USA: complete title)
40. Pennies from Heaven (1981) .... Arthur Parker
41. The Jerk (1979) (also as Pig Eye Jackson) .... Navin R. Johnson/Cat Juggler/Pig Eye Jackson/Engineer Fred
42. The Muppet Movie (1979) .... Insolent Waiter
43. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) .... Dr. Maxwell Edison
... aka Banda de los corazones
44. The Absent-Minded Waiter (1977) .... Steven
45. "Johnny Cash and Friends" (1976) TV Series
46. "The Smothers Brothers Show" (1975) TV Series .... Regular Performer
47. "The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour" (1971) TV Series .... Various Characters (1972-1973)
48. "The Ken Berry 'Wow' Show" (1972) TV Series .... Regular (1972)
... aka Ken Berry's Wow
49. "Half the George Kirby Comedy Hour" (1972) TV Series
50. Tang shan da xiong (1971) (uncredited) .... Gunman
... aka China Mountain Big Brother (Hong Kong: English title: literal title)
... aka Fists of Fury (USA)
... aka Fists of Glory (Europe: English title)
... aka The Big Boss
... aka Tong saan daai fong (Hong Kong: Cantonese title)
51. "The Ray Stevens Show" (1970) TV Series .... Regular Performer
... aka Andy Williams Presents Ray Stevens
Gérard Depardieu
Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)
1. Knights of Manhattan (2006) (announced) .... Bill Cannon
2. Astérix aux jeux olympiques (2007) (pre-production) .... Obélix
... aka Asterix at the Olympic Games (International: English title)
3. Michou d'Auber (2006) (filming)
4. Vie en rose, La (2006) (filming) .... Louis Leplée
5. Amici miei '400 (2006) (post-production)
6. Quand j'étais chanteur (2006)
7. Last Holiday (2006) .... Chef Didier
8. Olé! (2005) .... François Veber
9. Combien tu m'aimes? (2005) .... Charly
10. "Rois maudits, Les" (2005) (mini) TV Series .... Jacques de Molay
... aka Profezia dei templari, La (Italy)
11. Boudu (2005) .... Boudu
12. Je préfère qu'on reste amis (2005) .... Serge
13. Vie de Michel Muller est plus belle que la vôtre, La (2005) .... Gérard Depardieu
14. Temps qui changent, Les (2004) .... Antoine Lavau
15. 36 Quai des Orfèvres (2004) .... Denis Klein
16. Nouvelle-France (2004) .... Le curé Thomas Blondeau
... aka New France (International: English title)
17. San Antonio (2004) .... Lieutenant Alexandre-Benoît Bérurier
... aka San-Antonio (France)
18. La Femme Musketeer (2004) (TV) .... Cardinal Mazarin
19. RRRrrrr!!! (2004) .... Le chef des Cheveux Sales
20. Volpone (2003) (TV) .... Volpone
21. Clefs de bagnole, Les (2003) .... Le fromager
... aka The Car Keys (International: English title)
22. Tais-toi! (2003) .... Quentin
... aka Ruby & Quentin (France: working title) (USA)
23. Nathalie... (2003) .... Bernard
24. Bon voyage (2003) .... Jean-Étienne Beaufort
25. Crime Spree (2003) .... Daniel Foray
26. Pacte du silence, Le (2003) .... Joachim
27. "Uboynaya sila"
... aka ??????? ???? (Russia)
- Lazurniy Bereg: Chast Pervaya (2003) TV Episode
- Lazurniy Bereg: Chast Vtoraya (2003) TV Episode
28. Ruy Blas (2002) (TV) .... Don Salluste
29. Blanche (2002) .... D'Artagnan
30. "Napoléon" (2002) (mini) TV Series .... Joseph Fouché
... aka Napoleon (Europe: English title)
31. City of Ghosts (2002) (as Gerard Depardieu) .... Emile
32. Between Strangers (2002) .... Max
... aka Coeurs inconnus (Canada: French title)
... aka Cuori estranei (Italy)
33. Aime ton père (2002) .... Leo Shepherd
... aka A Loving Father (International: English title)
... aka Honor Your Father (Philippines: English title)
34. I Am Dina (2002) .... Jacob
... aka Jeg er Dina (Denmark) (Norway)
... aka Dina (France)
... aka Dina - Meine Geschichte (Germany)
... aka Ich bin Dina (Germany)
... aka Jag är Dina (Sweden)
35. Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre (2002) .... Obélix
... aka Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (UK) (USA)
... aka Asterix & Obelix: Mission Kleopatra (Germany)
... aka Asterix and Obelix Meet Cleopatra (USA: new title)
36. Streghe verso nord (2001) .... Depardieu
... aka Witches to the North (International: English title)
37. Vidocq (2001) .... Vidocq
38. CQ (2001) .... Andrezej
... aka CQ (France)
39. Concorrenza sleale (2001) .... Professor Angelo
... aka Concurrence déloyale (France)
... aka Unfair Competition (International: English title)
40. Placard, Le (2001) .... Félix Santini
... aka The Closet (International: English title)
41. 102 Dalmatians (2000) (as Gerard Depardieu) .... Jean-Pierre Le Pelt
42. Zavist bogov (2000) .... Bernard
... aka The Envy of Gods (International: English title)
43. Bérénice (2000) (TV) .... Titus
44. "Misérables, Les" (2000) (mini) TV Series .... Jean Valjean
... aka Misérables - Gefangene des Schicksals, Les (Germany)
... aka Miserables, Los (Spain)
45. Vatel (2000) .... François Vatel
46. Acteurs, Les (2000) .... Gérard Depardieu
... aka Actors (International: English title)
47. Tutto l'amore che c'è (2000) .... Molotov
... aka All the Love There Is (Europe: English title)
48. Mirka (2000) .... Strix
... aka Mirka (Spain)
49. Balzac (1999) (TV) .... Honoré de Balzac
... aka Balazc - Ein Leben voller Leidenschaft (Germany)
... aka Balzac: A Life of Passion (USA)
50. Un pont entre deux rives (1999) .... Georges
... aka A Bridge Between Two Shores (Australia: cable TV title)
... aka The Bridge (International: English title)
51. Astérix et Obélix contre César (1999) .... Obélix
... aka Asterix & Obelix gegen Caesar (Germany)
... aka Asterix - Sieg über Casar (Germany: TV title)
... aka Asterix and Obelix Take On Caesar (UK)
... aka Asterix and Obelix vs. Caesar
... aka Asterix e Obelix contro Cesare (Italy)
52. Bimboland (1998) .... Laurent Gaspard
53. "Comte de Monte Cristo, Le" (1998) (mini) TV Series .... Edmond Dantès/Le père Dantès
... aka Conte di Montecristo, Il (Italy)
... aka Graf von Monte Christo, Der (Germany)
... aka The Count of Monte Cristo (USA)
54. Parola amore esiste, La (1998) .... Avv. Levi
... aka Mots d'amour (France)
... aka Notes of Love (USA)
55. The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) .... Porthos
56. XXL (1997) .... Jean Bourdalou
57. Hamlet (1996) .... Reynaldo
... aka William Shakespeare's Hamlet
58. Plus beau métier du monde, Le (1996) .... Laurent Monier
... aka The Best Job in the World (International: English title)
59. The Secret Agent (1996) .... Ossipon
... aka Joseph Conrad's The Secret Agent
60. Bogus (1996) (as Gerard Depardieu) .... Bogus
61. Unhook the Stars (1996) (as Gerard Depardieu) .... Big Tommy Bellaveau
... aka Décroche les étoiles (France)
62. Garçu, Le (1995) .... Gerard
63. Anges gardiens, Les (1995) .... Antoine Carco (and his 'guardian angels')
... aka Guardian Angels (International: English title)
64. Élisa (1995) .... Jacques 'Lébovitch' Desmoulin
65. Cent et une nuits de Simon Cinéma, Les (1995) .... Gérard Depardieu, en visite
... aka A Hundred and One Nights
... aka A Hundred and One Nights of Simon Cinema
... aka Cent et une nuits, Les (France: short title)
66. Machine, La (1994) .... Dr. Marc Lacroix
... aka Maschine, Die (Germany)
... aka The Machine
67. Colonel Chabert, Le (1994) .... Chabert
... aka Colonel Chabert (USA)
68. Pura formalità, Una (1994) .... Onoff
... aka A Pure Formality (USA)
... aka Une pure formalité (France)
69. My Father the Hero (1994) .... Andre
... aka My father, ce héros (France)
70. Germinal (1993) .... Toussaint Maheu
71. Hélas pour moi (1993) .... Simon Donnadieu
... aka Alas for Me
... aka Oh, Woe Is Me
72. 1492: Conquest of Paradise (1992) .... Christopher Columbus
... aka 1492: Christophe Colomb (France)
... aka 1492: La conquête du paradis
... aka 1492: La conquista del paraíso (Spain)
73. From Time to Time (1992) .... Paris Airport Employee
... aka Timekeeper
... aka Visionarium, Le (France)
74. Tous les matins du monde (1991) .... Marin Marais
... aka All the Mornings of the World
... aka Every Morning of the World
75. Mon père, ce héros. (1991) .... André Arnel
... aka My Father the Hero
76. 'Merci la vie' (1991) .... Doctor Marc Antoine Worms
... aka Thank You, Life
... aka Thanks for Life
77. Green Card (1990) .... Georges
... aka Green Card (France)
78. Uranus (1990) .... Léopold
79. Cyrano de Bergerac (1990) .... Cyrano De Bergerac
80. I Want to Go Home (1989) .... Christian Gauthier
... aka I Want to Go Home (France)
... aka Je veux rentrer à la maison (France)
81. Trop belle pour toi (1989) .... Bernard Barthélémy
... aka Too Beautiful for You (USA)
82. Deux (1989) .... Marc Lambert
... aka Two
83. Camille Claudel (1988) .... Auguste Rodin
... aka Camille Claudel (USA)
... aka Camille Claudel - Violence et passion (France: promotional title)
84. Drôle d'endroit pour une rencontre (1988) .... Charles
... aka A Strange Place to Meet
... aka Strange Place for an Encounter (International: English title)
85. Sous le soleil de Satan (1987) .... Donissan
... aka Under Satan's Sun
... aka Under the Sun of Satan
86. Fugitifs, Les (1986) .... Jean Lucas
87. Rue du départ (1986) .... Clara's father
88. Je hais les acteurs (1986) (uncredited) .... Un détenu au commissariat
... aka I Hate Actors
89. Jean de Florette (1986) (as Gerard Depardieu) .... Jean de Florette
90. Tenue de soirée (1986) .... Bob
... aka Evening Dress
... aka Ménage (USA)
91. Une femme ou deux (1985) .... Julien Chayssac
... aka A Woman or Two (International: English title)
... aka One Woman or Two (USA)
92. Police (1985) .... Mangin
93. Rive droite, rive gauche (1984) .... Paul Senanques
... aka Right Bank, Left Bank
94. Tartuffe, Le (1984) .... Tartuffe
95. Fort Saganne (1984) .... Charles Saganne
96. Compères, Les (1983) .... Jean Lucas
... aka ComDads (USA)
97. Lune dans le caniveau, La (1983) .... Gerard
... aka Specchio del desiderio, Lo (Italy)
... aka The Moon in the Gutter (USA)
98. Danton (1983) .... Danton
99. Grand frère, Le (1982) .... Gérard Berger/Bernard Vigo
... aka The Big Brother
100. Retour de Martin Guerre, Le (1982) .... Arnaud de Tihl
... aka The Return of Martin Guerre (UK) (USA)
101. Chèvre, La (1981) .... Campana
... aka Knock On Wood
... aka Mas locos que una cabra (Mexico)
... aka The Goat
102. Femme d'à côté, La (1981) .... Bernard Coudray
... aka The Woman Next Door (UK) (USA)
103. Choix des armes, Le (1981) .... Mickey
... aka Choice of Arms (USA)
104. Je vous aime (1980) .... Patrick
... aka I Love You All
105. Inspecteur la Bavure (1980) (as Depardieu) .... Roger Morzini
... aka Inspector Blunder (International: English title)
... aka Inspector la Bavure (International: English title)
106. Dernier métro, Le (1980) .... Bernard Granger
... aka The Last Metro (International: English title)
107. Loulou (1980) .... Loulou
108. Mon oncle d'Amérique (1980) .... René Ragueneau
... aka My American Uncle
... aka Somnambules, Les
109. Temporale Rosy (1980) .... Raoul Lamarre
... aka Hurricane Rosie (West Germany)
... aka Rosy la bourrasque (France)
110. Buffet froid (1979) .... Alphonse Tram
... aka Cold Cuts
111. Chiens, Les (1979) .... Morel
... aka The Dogs (USA)
112. Ingorgo - Una storia impossibile, L' (1979) .... Franco
... aka Gran atasco, El (Spain)
... aka Grand embouteillage, Le (France)
... aka Ingorgo, L' (Italy: short title)
... aka Stau (West Germany)
... aka Traffic Jam (USA)
113. Sucre, Le (1978) .... Raoul-Renaud Homecourt
... aka The Sugar (International: English title)
114. Linkshändige Frau, Die (1978) .... der Mann mit dem T-Shirt
... aka The Left-Handed Woman
115. Ciao maschio (1978) .... Gerard Lafayette
... aka Bye Bye Monkey
... aka Rêve de singe
116. Préparez vos mouchoirs (1978) .... Raoul
... aka Get Out Your Handkerchiefs (USA)
... aka Get Your Handkerchiefs Ready
117. Nuit, tous les chats sont gris, La (1977) .... Philippe Larcher
... aka At Night All Cats Are Crazy (International: English title)
118. Dites-lui que je l'aime (1977) .... David Martinaud
... aka This Sweet Sickness (USA)
119. Baxter, Vera Baxter (1977) .... Michel Cayre
... aka Plages de l'Atlantique, Les (France)
120. Camion, Le (1977) .... Lui
... aka The Lorry (UK)
... aka The Truck
121. Violanta (1977) .... Fortunat
122. Barocco (1976) .... Samson/Samson's Killer
123. Maîtresse (1976) .... Olivier
... aka Mistress
124. 1900 (1976) (as Gerard Depardieu) .... Olmo Dalco
... aka 1900 - Gewalt, Macht, Leidenschaft (West Germany: first part title)
... aka 1900 - Kampf, Liebe, Hoffnung (West Germany: second part title)
... aka Novecento (Italy)
125. Dernière femme, La (1976) .... Gerard
... aka The Last Woman (International: English title)
... aka Ultima donna, L' (Italy)
126. Je t'aime moi non plus (1976) .... Man on horse
... aka I Love You, I Don't (UK) (USA)
127. René la canne (1976) .... René Bornier
... aka Rene the Cane (International: English title)
... aka Tre simpatiche carogne (Italy)
128. Sept morts sur ordonnance (1975) .... Doctor Jean-Pierre Berg
... aka Bestial Quartet (International: English title)
... aka Quartett Bestial (West Germany)
... aka Siete muertes por prescripción facultativa (Spain)
129. Vincent, François, Paul... et les autres (1974) .... Jean Lavallee
... aka Tre amici le mogli e affettuosamente le altre (Italy)
... aka Vincent, François, Paul and the Others (USA)
130. Stavisky... (1974) .... Le jeune inventeur
... aka Empire d'Alexandre, L'
... aka Stavisky, il grande truffatore (Italy)
131. Femme du Gange, La (1974) .... L'homme de la plage
132. Valseuses, Les (1974) .... Jean-Claude
... aka Getting It Up
... aka Going Places (USA)
... aka Making It
133. Gaspards, Les (1974) .... Le facteur/The postman
... aka Rare snuiters, De (Belgium: Flemish title)
... aka The Down-in-the-Hole Gang (USA)
... aka The Holes
134. Pas si méchant que ça (1974) .... Pierre
... aka The Wonderful Crook (USA)
135. Inconnu, L' (1973) (TV) .... Gérard
136. Rude journée pour la reine (1973) .... Fabien
... aka Rough Day for the Queen
137. Deux hommes dans la ville (1973) .... Un jeune truand
... aka Due contro la città (Italy)
... aka Two Against the Law
... aka Two Men in Town (USA)
138. "Un monsieur bien rangé" (1973) (mini) TV Series .... Jean-Joseph Jenk
139. "Enquêtes du commissaire Maigret, Les"
- Mon ami Maigret (1973) TV Episode .... De Greef
140. Affaire Dominici, L' (1973) .... Zézé Perrin
... aka Affaire Dominici, El (Spain)
... aka Affare Dominici, L' (Italy)
... aka The Dominici Affair (International: English title)
141. An 01, L' (1973) .... Un voyageur qui ne prend pas le train
... aka The Year 01 (International: English title)
142. Au rendez-vous de la mort joyeuse (1973) .... Beretti
... aka At the Meeting with Joyous Death (International: English title)
... aka Expulsion of the Devil (USA)
... aka Lune lune coquelune
143. Scoumoune, La (1972) .... Un homme de main/Burglar
... aka Clan dei marsigliesi, Il (Italy)
... aka Hit Man (UK)
... aka Scomunicato, Lo (Italy: alternative title)
... aka Scoumoune (USA)
... aka The Pariah (USA: video title)
144. Nathalie Granger (1972) .... Salesman
145. Tueur, Le (1972) .... Frédo Babasch, le 'mouton' de la Santé
... aka Commissario Le Guen e il caso Gassot, Il (Italy)
... aka Killer (International: English title)
... aka Killer und der Kommissar, Der (West Germany)
146. Viager, Le (1972) .... Le complice de Jo
... aka The Annuity (International: English title)
147. Un peu de soleil dans l'eau froide (1971) .... Pierre, le frère de Nathalie
... aka A Few Hours of Sunlight (USA)
... aka A Little Sun in Cold Water (International: English title)
... aka Attimo d'amore, Un (Italy)
... aka Po' di sole nell'acqua gelida, Un (Italy)
... aka Sunlight on Cold Water (UK)
148. Vie sentimentale de Georges Le Tueur, La (1971)
149. Aventures de Zadig, Les (1970) (TV) .... Zadig
150. "Rendez-vous à Badenberg" (1970) TV Series .... Eddy Belmont
151. Cyborg ou Le voyage vertical, Le (1970) (TV) .... Gabriel
152. Tango (1970) (TV) .... Edek
153. Cri du cormoran, le soir au-dessus des jonques, Le (1970) .... Henri
... aka Cry of the Cormoran (International: English title)
154. Nausicaa (1970) (TV) .... Un hippie
155. Beatnik et le minet, Le (1967) .... Le beatnik _________________
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject: Stupid parents,
Stupid parents,
This question is getting on my nerves, I rang dad to ask him the question thinking he would know and he said I should try and work it out myself, he then said London's Burning and a man with a sword, I tell you, parents are thick. _________________
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: Re: Stupid parents,
Jonny wrote:
Stupid parents,
This question is getting on my nerves, I rang dad to ask him the question thinking he would know and he said I should try and work it out myself, he then said London's Burning and a man with a sword, I tell you, parents are thick.
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