The saying "How sweet, fresh meat" is not vulgar. It's a saying Freddie Kruger comes out with in ANOES4. Your sinister presence very much reminds me of FK!
So, Philster, you pick your chat-up lines from Wes Craven films. Most people go for James Bond, even Austin Powers or perhaps Mae West's famous gun-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-pleased-to-see-me job, But no. Philster has to choose the lovechild of Dennis the Menace and Edward Scissorhands as his amorous inspiration. I pity the fool.
O. _________________ "It's ok to be different, it's good to be different, and we should question ourselves before we judge others." -- Johnny Depp
Call me a dumb blonde especially for brunette but who is H? Am I right in thinking it's Hisomuhito?
What has this forum turned into? Just like some of the other forums Ive been looking on this site. Topic totally changes.
As for some of the comments here the greeting mentioned by Philster "How sweet fresh meat," most women may find offensive but I dont. Its different from all of the other chatup lines I get. I find it kinky!!! So whomever said or thought it youve got my attention. Hisomuhito your comments about us women are true, we are wonderful and beautiful beings but that stuff makes me sick hearing it from someone I dont really know. Sounds like youre trying to get into my panties. My ex used to say stuff like that and what a creep he turned out to be. He is slime.
Some of the things Ive noticed Jonny you are so young and innocent, I feel sorry for the things thats said to you. Some of them are a bit too much. As for the male arrogance there's a lot about especially from Oddbodd and Hisomuhito. Both should be shot. I feel theres more to our Mr Hisomuhito or H if I'm right. After some of the things said by Piper and Wolf, I sense someone that suffers from multiple personality disorder. Bet you dont have a girlfriend. If you do and you say some of the things said on here how does she put up with you? A bit of advice most decent girls dont like that sort of talk. Be yourself for a change you might even be a nice person at the bottom of you.
Until next time when I'm a bit more sober. I may even post on one of the other forums.
Call me a dumb blonde especially for brunette but who is H? Am I right in thinking it's Hisomuhito?
What has this forum turned into? Just like some of the other forums Ive been looking on this site. Topic totally changes.
As for some of the comments here the greeting mentioned by Philster "How sweet fresh meat," most women may find offensive but I dont. Its different from all of the other chatup lines I get. I find it kinky!!! So whomever said or thought it youve got my attention. Hisomuhito your comments about us women are true, we are wonderful and beautiful beings but that stuff makes me sick hearing it from someone I dont really know. Sounds like youre trying to get into my panties. My ex used to say stuff like that and what a creep he turned out to be. He is slime.
Some of the things Ive noticed Jonny you are so young and innocent, I feel sorry for the things thats said to you. Some of them are a bit too much. As for the male arrogance there's a lot about especially from Oddbodd and Hisomuhito. Both should be shot. I feel theres more to our Mr Hisomuhito or H if I'm right. After some of the things said by Piper and Wolf, I sense someone that suffers from multiple personality disorder. Bet you dont have a girlfriend. If you do and you say some of the things said on here how does she put up with you? A bit of advice most decent girls dont like that sort of talk. Be yourself for a change you might even be a nice person at the bottom of you.
Until next time when I'm a bit more sober. I may even post on one of the other forums.
FF
You said what needed to be said and what you said was fantastic.
Its ok, you don't have hand in your membership to the brunet club, you are correct I am indeed H. As labelled by Piper who you've probably noticed has a thing about initials and acronyms.
Well you're definitely not a lump of fresh meat, not with teeth and claws like that.. What have we awoken..
Let me see where to start..
Yes you're right, there is a lot more to me than you can tell from this forum and I'm not talking about multiple personalities. I have just one personality but depending on the situation and environment different facets of that personality come to the fore.
I think you'll find that is the same for most people. Their behaviour changes depending on whether they're with friends, at work, being interviewed for a job, trying to get the best deal in a shop, dealing with a customer.. the list goes on. Does that mean everyone suffers from MPD?
As for being a nice person or technically a "nice guy", been there, done that, have the t-shirt, baseball cap, and hoody, its not all its cracked up to be. This is what being a "nice guy" is like..
http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html its amazingly accurate, Jonny take note.
You called Oddbod and I arrogant, well theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance and in my experience girls tend to go for the guys who've just stepped over it. That is a generalisation but I experience has proven it to be true more often than not.
You say decent girls wouldn't like the way I talk, well assuming you class yourself as a decent girl you've already proved it does work. Ok your ex might have turned out to be a creep but you obviously liked the way he went on when you met otherwise you'd never have gone out with him in the first place. Granted talk like that now puts you off, once bitten twice shy as they say.
At end of the day even the nice guys want to get into the panties, yes they may want the friendship, companionship, romance as well but when it comes down to it, its all a means to an end. I'm not saying thats what it is all about, but it is normally what its all leeding up to.
One last thing FF,
I think you need to lighten up a little. Ok it might have been the drink talking but I think you've missed the point slightly. I can't speak for anyone else but I'm just having a laugh and a bit of flirty fun.
I'm pretty sure Piper, Sylvester and even Jonny understand that. Ok some of the things I've said may sound harsh but there is never any malice intended, most of the time I'm doing it to provoke a reaction.. (hey it worked ! )
Even Jonny, as much as I take the p**s I do actually think he's ok, he's just a little naive which just makes him an easy target. I actually hope that the treatment he gets on the forum helps him deal with the crap he'll have to put up with in real life. Jonny, learn from it ok!
I've never intended to actually upset anyone and if I have tell me and I'll apologise. Like I said in my previous post I hope people find my shenanigans at least moderately entertaining.
Now back to the flirting..
So FF have I screwed up any chance I had? Has Philster Kruger stolen you away while I stumbled at the starting block?
Tell it like it is FF. Hope I didn't offend you. I apologise if I have. The "How sweet, fresh meat," thing, as much as I would like to admit it if you thought it was kinky, it was just a daft friendly warning/saying to make you aware of H and his antics. He's not a bad person really. He just likes to flirt with the women but his heart is in the right place.
There's nothing meant by what's said in the forum. Don't think anybody hates anyone. Just a bit banter like what has been stated before. I don't hate anyone and that includes Jonny. He's probably a canny person really. I like winding people up, as long as they can take a bit fun, and, also, like being wound up myself. Jonny is an easy target and that's why we all pick on him. Look at the comment about being a dog person, come on Jonny that's a bit too much info I think.
Sorry to hear about your marrage too. Some things are just not meant to be. Hope it wasn't a messy one like a few I know of. Sometimes it's good to talk about these things and get it off your chest. I sympathise with you on that one. Whether it was the drink talking or not, don't worry about it. I'm so glad I can't drink. Hate to think what I could be like if I could drink alchol.
Again, don't worry about it.
What is it comparing me with film characters? First, sam beckett from Quantum Leap now recently Richard Kimble and Freddy Kruger. That's charming. Rather be Michael Myers than Freddy anyway. He's cool!
What has this forum turned into? Just like some of the other forums Ive been looking on this site. Topic totally changes.
True - but think about what would happen if this was a real life forum, a meet-up about films. Surely any conversation would, at some point, digress into some other subject? There's no reason why it shouldn't here. Anything else is effectively censorship.
Fantasy Fan wrote:
As for some of the comments here the greeting mentioned by Philster "How sweet fresh meat," most women may find offensive but I dont. Its different from all of the other chatup lines I get. I find it kinky!!!
Fantasy Fan wrote:
Bet you dont have a girlfriend. If you do and you say some of the things said on here how does she put up with you? A bit of advice most decent girls dont like that sort of talk. Be yourself for a change you might even be a nice person at the bottom of you.
Some might say that decent girls wouldn't like Philster's sort of talk either - being seen as meat. Fair enough, H's response may have been in its context, ostensibly servile, however, how do you know he doesn't actually think that way? I presonally think that he's right. Women are, in some cases, beautiful, and wonderful (I think so about my girlfriend), and there's nothing wrong with saying that (which I do) if it's what you feel (which I do). I'm sure many would consider it better than being considered "meat".
Fantasy Fan wrote:
So whomever said or thought it youve got my attention. Hisomuhito your comments about us women are true, we are wonderful and beautiful beings but that stuff makes me sick hearing it from someone I dont really know. Sounds like youre trying to get into my panties. My ex used to say stuff like that and what a creep he turned out to be. He is slime.
I know H personally. Slime he isn't. There's a good old phrase about judging a book by its cover - it's the same with people and their chat-up lines.
Fantasy Fan wrote:
Some of the things Ive noticed Jonny you are so young and innocent, I feel sorry for the things thats said to you. Some of them are a bit too much. As for the male arrogance there's a lot about especially from Oddbodd and Hisomuhito. Both should be shot. I feel theres more to our Mr Hisomuhito or H if I'm right. After some of the things said by Piper and Wolf, I sense someone that suffers from multiple personality disorder.
If arrogance is a capital offence then we're all doomed. Especially if in one breath you're talking about a chat-up line from sombeody you just met making you sick, and in the next suggesting that someone you only just met being worthy of a dawn meeting with the Firing Squad purely for what YOU consider is arrogance. I'll admit I'm often arrogant. I'm not perfect. Nobody on this forum is. I'm not going to apologise for it. I actually comsider arragance, to a certain level, being a quality. Too much servility can engender a lack of respect from others and also turn you into a doormat. I personally spent too much time in my life being that. I also know that I've joined the "let's take the mick out of Jonny" bandwagon - but I certainly don't have anything against Jonny. And he's perfectly free to return the mick-taking whenever he likes - I could hardly complain.
Fantasy Fan wrote:
Until next time when I'm a bit more sober. I may even post on one of the other forums.
Let me finish by saying that this forum has evolved as a small community of people who presumably consider each other friends to a certain degree. It doesn't engender enmity - I certainly don't have any hard feelings against you for venting your spleen, especially as you're professing to insobriety, and I know what that's like. If someone says something you don't like on here, then you have every right to protest. But I think that it should be remembered that the offence was probably not meant.
Cheers,
Oddbodd.
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For H, I know he likes a bit of pussy 
or the one in the blue 
There are some thing you just shouldn't admit to..
what is it with you and woman H, one post and FF has you worked out. 